Some Say....

"Some say he was alive at the time of dinosaurs and that it was his helmet which caused them to become extinct. All ee know is he’s called the stig"

"Some say he brainwashed us all so we would forget that we saw his face, others say his name isn’t even the stig. We call him the stig."

"Some say that he eats soup with a fork and his sweat tastes like Diesel all we know is that he's called the stig"

"Some say that he keeps food in his bank account, and that he was born 37 years in the future. All we know is, he’s called the Stig"

"Some say he has won the lottery without buying a ticket, and that he can win a marathon while walking. All we know is, he’s called the Stig"

"Some say he has a portrait of himself holding a portrait of himself holding a portrait of himself…all we know is,he’s called The Stig"

"Some say…that he is under contract with several F-1 teams, to provide them with his urine, which is 100% Castrol GTX…And that his favorite deodorant is a Little-Tree air freshener…All we know is he’s called The Stig!"

"Some say that he invented the circle"

"some say he is the baby jesus"

"some say he is the only one who rides the sleigh of santa, santa just chills out at the back"

"some say you have to charge him overnight"

"some say he can lick his own eyebrows"

"some say he likes his petrol shaken, not stirred"

"some say when the stig gets pulled over, he writes the officer a ticket for slowing him down" 

 "some say he was the banker on Deal or no Deal"

"some say his shadow resembles a car"